you're making me look like an incorrigible and unapologetic villain

"Imagine a college student telling you that his hobby is 'human observation'… But it was different from, say, condescending… You know how when people who like cats see a cat, they just go on and on about how cute it is, regardless of whether the cat is angry, sulky, or simply asleep? If it's that guy, even if the cat is run over by a car, dying of a disease, or getting its throat torn open from fighting other cats…
...He'll probably still say: 'So cute.' "